Matbean

Matbean on the mic 🎤

Matbean lyrical Master of Ceremonies.

Mc with subtitles can't believe that mcing in
this pub entitles me to be a lyrical mc with
severe adhd I find it hard to pee but not hard
to see I can see in the dark I like drinking
frosty Jack's on the park got a step uncle
who's bald called Mark.
Talk about bald ethan’s gonna get told
that he's a gimp gonna get ur mum to shag
men coz I'm a pimp ethans also a simp but
I've got a limp in my left leg gonna go sick if
there's a man in my fishing peg

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

ManBearPizza

A pizza that's half cheese, half pepperoni, and half vegan.

ManBearPizza must be eaten raw and leave no carbon footprint.

by bomman950 December 21, 2022

Malbeanery

The intentional inappropriate misplacement of beans in a place where beans should never be placed.

John placed beans in the air vents of a school, a cruel act of malbeanery.

by CyberCat45 April 7, 2023

Manbeav

The anal cavity of a biological male who practices receptive anal sex. Shortened form of manbeaver, meaning “man pussy”.

Nuss: “Oh man, I can barely sit down today.”
Barzee: “What’s the matter? Did you have a wild night last night and get your manbeav wreaked by a football teem.”
Nuss: “Fuck yeah!

by Harry Mobus October 3, 2025

CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ

A CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ IS WHEN YOU TAKE A NASTY ASS FART AND YOU KILL THE WORLD WITH IT

Yo bro I think ima take a Christopher MARBEANEZ

by CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ November 15, 2019

Marty Manbear

Makes YTP
His Biggest video has almost 200k views.
(No one is on YouTube anymore)

Youngin-“Bro who is Marty Manbear”
Oldhead-“Some youtuber who has no post schedule”
Youngin-“oh”
Oldhead-“Wanna head back to my place?”

by Bear011 February 6, 2024