Macob

Someone who performs a task, job, or procedure with the utmost skill. A true specialist in a certain area who stuns everyone with his/her knowledge and expertise. Performs with such amazement it is only rivaled by some magicians.

May appear arrogant to some, but make no mistake, this person takes great pride in their skill. Lives and breathes their job or career.

He's a bona fide bad ass, a friggin macob!

by MeatHed2005 June 9, 2010

mackuflect

The act of bending either arm at a 45' angle and pumping it up and down, in an attempt to get a truck driver to pull down on his air horn....

From the 1989 Rich Hall Snigglet desktop calender.

The kid began to frantically mackuflect as the truck moved into the passing lane.

by ShePig October 31, 2004

Macopoly

The Apple abusive monopoly over its users who don't want to suffer the even worse fate of Microsoft products.

PC User: Why do you submit to the macopoly when you could just get a PC that cost less and is more compatible with more software.

Macuser: Cause I don't have time to fuck with it. I just want something that works.

by dumbdowner September 14, 2009

Macochist

A person who buys a Mac computer with previous knowledge of their performance.

Meredith: I so hate this new laptop I bought.
Chuck: What'd you do, buy a Mac?
Meredith: Um...maaayyyybeeee....
Chuck: You macochist!

by dangzitjim5723 June 28, 2011

Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

Macomb

Macomb, is an inside joke made up by Alva and Bella after watching the movie “ After” for the 3rd time. Macomb can mean “lol” but it can also mean absolutely nothing.

Everything is better with more hands
MACOMB!
Kuk kuk kuk
I’ll block you

Not if I block you first

by berkan May 22, 2019

The Macguyver

A sexual act involving some jumper cables, a dead hamster, 3 paper clips, 4 gallons of jergens lotion, 2 bicycles without seat, 4 men docking, 3 guys with machine guns, 4 machetes and a piece of bubble gum

Bro we got the crew together and pulled The Macguyver last night.

by Louzealand August 6, 2008