A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.
Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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Dude, you're gonna get so much pussy when you go to Israel on machon!
I had a great time touring Israel on machon, not to mention I got with every girl on M-1.
I had a great time touring Israel on machon, not to mention I got with every girl on M-1.
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Wow you have a MacBook.
No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.
No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.
by Y-Dog123 December 26, 2011
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Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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The day it was released, it was modeled as a new version of the MacBook. However, in June of 2009, at WWDC, it was announced that a newer version of this MacBook would be created, the 13" MacBook Pro.
The main difference between the two was the Firewire 800 port being added to the Pro, in addition to an SD card slot, backlit keyboard, and built-in battery.
This phrase was dubbed by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B., when the new MacBook Pro was created. And, oh, how mighty and mighty the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. is.
The day it was released, it was modeled as a new version of the MacBook. However, in June of 2009, at WWDC, it was announced that a newer version of this MacBook would be created, the 13" MacBook Pro.
The main difference between the two was the Firewire 800 port being added to the Pro, in addition to an SD card slot, backlit keyboard, and built-in battery.
This phrase was dubbed by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B., when the new MacBook Pro was created. And, oh, how mighty and mighty the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. is.
Alfred: (When syncing iPad for the first time) We are deploying the MacBook Amateur, a name that was coined by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. Adam, could you say what the MacBook Amateur is?
Adam B.: It's the aluminum ackbe--, ackbook, Ackbar -- It's a trap!
Adam B.: It's the aluminum ackbe--, ackbook, Ackbar -- It's a trap!
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by Ahr January 9, 2009
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