Lumpy ruthaford

When one person fills thier mouth with cottage cheese and then performs oral sex.

He told me he wanted a lumpy ruthaford, but I don't like cottage cheese!

by Lactose intolerant guy September 2, 2021

Lumpy Garfields

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

Lumpy Idea

An idea that will probably work, despite it being batshit stupid.

"Are you an idiot? That's a lumpy idea."

"Yeah, so let's do it."

by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

Bob lumpis

Bob lumpis is the most sexiest woman alive and has a very sexy brother Brandon

Bob lumpis is cool

by Olive lunetta February 8, 2021

Shwumpy-lumpy

Alternate wording for the male genitalia.

Dang, dude, she really wanted that shwumpy-lumpy last night.

by Izibella January 14, 2023

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008