lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

lumpy bronwyn

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.

dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn

by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023

Lumpy

Lumpy. Someone who looks/dresses cool, hot, cute, handsome.

Yoooo did you see kayne he looked lumpy af

by X_keef October 7, 2017

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016

lumpy lesbo

a funny insult to say to lesbians :).

haha you're a lumpy lesbo

by itsserey:) June 26, 2021

Lumpy

Being clumsy.
Object that has been bumped many times or having chunks.
Funny word.

A moose called Lumpy has it as his name.

by PouandFriendsandFamilyPAFAF June 18, 2023

Lumpy

-A hill that goes up and down
- Or a unusual head shape in a human being

Mike-u trying to crack with that lumpy

head

by Ronard jenkins September 10, 2018