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Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch
Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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newport landing apartments

an apartment complex in dallas, tx usa, where one can be expected to be treated with no respect, refferred to as "a ghetto peoples" by the manager, and generally treated like crap by the management. if you move in, don't expect anything to be fixed, at least not within reason.
"We're moving to the Newport Landing Apartments in Dallas Texas."
"Don't you know the manager is racist?"
"Well, it's all my family can afford, so we will just have to suffer until we are no longer oppressed by poverty and social injustice."
by faceless victim of poverty March 31, 2004
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landingo

The word to use for a black slave which was owned by a white man with a lot of fortune.
The word Landingo was mostly used in Spain by the Spanish Which use to have many slaves and many slave owners.
The word was also used for a name which they called a slave instead of his or her birth name.
Landingo was sent to mail my first letter to the Don of Madrid.
by Johnathon Franko June 27, 2009
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Lwandisa

Lwandisa is a simple meaning of Love, Caring and thoughtful person who loves people's company
I wish I could be like Lwandisa
by Lwandisa November 21, 2021
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Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
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landing pad

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 5, 2023
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Ass Landing

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012
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