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Loot Paralysis

Typically found in most high pressure looter-shooter video games (or battle royale games), Loot Paralysis occurs whenever a player is faced with a large amount of valuable loot/items one may want to take with them, but has so much to organize or dump in order to take the items that they freeze up and cease thinking straight. This leads to not taking as much loot as one may wish to or can fit on their person and having to leave things behind or get killed by another player because they took too long.
"Hey, hurry up and loot your kill!"
"I'm trying, but they had really good stuff, I-I don't know what to take first..."
"Shake off the loot paralysis and hurry the fuck up, I hear more of them!"
by The Ratt March 13, 2023
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Loot hog

A bad friend who would rather have a scar then help his team!
Man B goes for every supply drop he’s such a loot hog
by B1g d1ck April 13, 2018
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Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.
Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.
by spencetopia June 22, 2011
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loot bag

To t-bag someone as you leave a party (a parting gift of sorts). -See T-bag
"Dude, that girl is drunk as fuck, lets give her a big sweaty loot bag then dipset out of here."
by Yannis July 24, 2008
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Mob Loot

A thing which one enables, in this case in the popular game Minecraft. Often seen in “Oh, you know they enabled mob loot!”
Person A: “Did you hear about Bill and Suzan?”
Person B: “Yeah, do you think they enabled mob loot?”
Person A: “Yeah, you know they enabled mob loot!”
by Thumbtack Turtle July 5, 2020
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Loot Day

A holiday near the end of December when atheists and agnostics exchange gifts, or receive gifts from religious relatives.
Hey, are you doing anything for Christmas this year?

Nah I'm agnostic, I don't celebrate Christmas, I am having a Loot Day party though.

atheist children get presents day
by HappyHeathen November 24, 2011
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LOOT GOBLIN

A bad fortnite player the is a loot goblin
ERIC YOU LOOT GOBLIN PISS OFF TAKING LOOT
by vadim2588 September 26, 2018
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