Loot Listener

Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.

"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"

Loot Listener by The-Olas November 15, 2025

Pants up, don't loot 

This is more realistic slogan than the Black Lies Matter activist movement's "hands up, don't shoot" where at around the same time videos and pictures taken from Ferguson riots show shops looting blacks with sagging pants and underwears visible.

- The "pants up, don't loot" slogan will soon become outdated when they start following their African tradition.

- Their African tradition?

- You know, no pants, no underpants either, just big ostrich plumes sticking out of their ass cracks.

Pants up, don't loot by O. W. Tongueincheek May 22, 2023

rot loot 

The heinous act of looting food and meticulously placing it in a hole within a home, a store, a library, a school. You can rot anything anytime and anywhere. The most effective type of rot is without a doubt anything that smells once left rotting and leaves damages. The ideal rot is within a deep dark place in an enemy's home, somewhere invisible to the naked eye, but the smell can travel everywhere. Rot loot is making a mess whenever you can, for example you can spil some chips on the floor and scream rot loot.

rot goon1: yo crodie lets go rot loot evans base
rot goon2: sayless.
both in unison: ROt loot say loot

rot loot by Rot loot God April 11, 2019

Free Loot 

When something is obtained by someone without that person paying for it or expecting it to happen. It could be a materialistic item or an experience. The phrase originated form rapper Jorlov who started using it on IG live when an artist would drop a new song or he found weed in his grinder.

"bro Becky left her puff bar at the house, free loot!"

Free Loot by Lil butt plugggg May 27, 2021

Walking Loot 

When a player is so bad at a video game, they are easy loot and kills to other players in the game.

Dude, this guy is so bad he is literally Walking Loot

Walking Loot by minemandemon November 15, 2018

some loot 

referring to something (or someone) that sucks, similar to that's an L

this math class is some fucking loot

man lets take a shortcut, the traffic ahead is some loot

some loot by Mr GameCube May 27, 2019

Did he drop any good loot? 

"Did he drop any good loot?" is a infamous one-liner reply to a obituary on the World of Warcraft forums. The name of the person who replied was the one and only moroldonfarm that was a level 1 priest from the Chromaggus realm. Shortly after this reply he gave out; blizzard deleted the thread and banned moroldonfarm's account. It did not take long until people leaked images of the thread and the reply to show proof that it was real. The reply of Moroldonfarm remains a Legacy to this day to many WoW players.

The Obituary:

Nano: i'm Nano's brother, as you know i've been playing with his account for some time now on Sona. i'm writing here to inform everyone who may care that nano passed away, we held his funeral on tuesday. the only reason im writing this here is that whenever i told him how people after months still wrought about how good nano was and some wrote how he was the best hunter etc. That statement always made him smile and i think its fair you all should know about whats happened so you may, even if you didnt have the pleasure of meeting him in game say a little prayer for him. He was a good soul and i know many of you who met him in game would agree. i want to thank you from his behalf for giving him many months of true pleasure in wow. thank you.

Reply from moroldonfarm:

Moroldonfarm: did he drop any good loot?

Did he drop any good loot? by Anti-bser-missile February 20, 2009