LFTC

Lets Find This Chick

Someone posts a picture of a girl and writes LFTC wich means Lets Find This Chick.

by Kiwiiii December 1, 2007

Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.

Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"

by Mars17 July 1, 2010

loftiss

A person with a tiny penis who likes to engage in anal sex before during and after trips to the gym. People who are loftisses are normally extreme douchebags that seek out gay parteners on weekends

guy 1: wow look at glenn he's such a loftiss.
guy 2: dude i know that loftiss is sucha damn asshole.

by gamer1578 April 23, 2009

Lofton

The only people named lofton are coaches sons

Lofton you only play because you’re the coaches son

by Not a coaches son June 17, 2019

lotc

slang for lick on the clit

That girl was like im tired of jumpin on ya dick time for u 2 lotc

by JoE C May 13, 2005

loft mood

To not really know what kind of a mood you're in; doesnt give a fuck type of mood; Cause: Mostly agitated by a trifling bitch.

Person 1: Yoo wtf is wrong with Dave!?!
Person 2: My nigga been in that loft mood because of his ex Sarah.

by MoeMoe007 June 21, 2014

Brandon Loftis

Brandon- The English Derivative of the French name "Brendan" meaning famous and well liked

Loftis- The man who will take over the World

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Brandon Loftis- The english man who will one day take over the world!

Guy 1: DUDE! That guy looks just like the Brandon Loftis in the movie!

Guy 2: Really? I thought He died in that movie...

Guy 1: Yeah, but so what? He could still be real..

by Jacobthewolfslayer April 24, 2009