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Useless Lesbian

A highly socially or romantically inept lesbian
Friend: You do know that they like you right?
You: But im so awkward!
Freind: My god you are such a Useless Lesbian
by Bread_Queen June 5, 2019
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Semi-Lesbian

A poor excuse to be apart of a LGBTQ+ community
Semi-Lesbian is the dumbest idea someone has come up with this year.
by ChocoAki November 30, 2022
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butch lesbian

Someone who identifies as a woman, and is romantically and sexually interested in other women (that's the "lesbian" part) AND who dresses, acts, or speaks in ways that many people in society consider "masculine" (that's the "butch" part). A butch lesbian is likely to feel more comfortable with short hair than long, and likely shops in the men's department a good chunk of the time. But, as with all identities, there are lots of exceptions.

Generally, butch lesbians do not want to BE men (women who want to be men are called transgendered or transsexual). Nor do butch women hate men, as it is sometimes thought. Many butch lesbians believe that men make terrific buddies (they just aren't interested in men as bed buddies).

There are many kinds of butch lesbians. A few stereotypical types include "motorcycle butch," "sporty butch," and "metrosexual butch." More on these later, perhaps.
Frank: That Rachel Maddow is one butch lesbian!
Bonnie: Nah, she used to be, but she wears women's suits with pink shirts underneath now. She used to wear ties!
Frank: For real?
Bonnie: Yeah, she was way hotter when she was more butch.
by sunsetninja March 31, 2010
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Lesbian strip club

Alison was so horny so she went and got 400 dollars from her savings and went to the stop club she paid for a private room and ask for the sexiest, lustrous, biggest, and hardest female that could sex her up, she paid and extra 200 dollars for the woman to fuck her hard. Alison went into the room and there were two sexy women in thongs standing there. She pulled all of her clothes off and opened her legs wide.

Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her

Women 2 tongue fucked her, fingered her and dildo fucked her with three different dildos; a dark blue 8”, a pink 12” and finally a purple 15”

After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”

Alison had never seen one so huge before

It was the best lesbian strip club she had ever been to

She went again the next day
by Hot stories January 7, 2021
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lesbian arm

When your arm has some flab and muscle and a farmers tan
“Hey did you see Johnny’s arm when he took his shirt off at the gym? He’s got lesbian arm
by TeeTan77 September 2, 2021
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nature lesbian

A butch lesbian who loves hiking, camping, and nature. Often seen with short haircuts, cargo shorts, tie dyed shirts with wolves on them, hemp necklaces, and driving Subaru Outbacks.
Damn did you see that new wolf t shirt Bertha had on? She's a total nature lesbian!
by Shadoooooow July 11, 2018
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Holy Lesbian Trinity

The Holy Lesbian Trinity consists of Sarah Paulson, Cate Blanchett, and Sandra Bullock.

Sandra Bullock is the Father, Cate Blanchett is the Son, and Sarah Paulson is the Holy Ghost.
Omg, how hot did the Holy Lesbian Trinity look on the red carpet last night!
by leatherandlace December 26, 2020
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