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Lappy

Performed by a young girl who does not "want to go all the way" but still desires to please her partner. The action of making out on another's lap. See also prude.
Emily didn't really like the guy, so she just gave him a lappy.
by Charles Henderson May 13, 2004
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turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water
by AJR1960 September 14, 2007
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Lip Lapper

A lesbian having oral sex.
That dyke over there looks like a real Lip Lapper.
by knotnice September 8, 2010
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lappish tea-drinking traditions

Used in reference to the vulgar lappish tradition of pouring volatile horse-manure tea down the throats of foreigners, usually resulting in extreme paranoia and occasional outbreaks of dysentery.
It was a terrible affair, they went lappish tea-drinking traditions on the poor guy.
by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004
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lappy

lots of lap or alot of fat on your lap therefore making it lappy which comes in handy for a stripper to give you a lap dance; Also a very sexual lapdance
Girl:Omg I'm Wet

Guy:Cause I gave a great lappy
by piexx September 8, 2006
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Lappeism

noun,
-noun,
1. lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.

2. being able to piss off anyone by just looking at them.
3. being a cock-block to all of your friends.
4. being a cock-blocker to yourself.
Some how Kevin's lappeism managed to piss off his hot neighbor.
On Friday night Kevin really showed off how his lappeism manages not to get him laid.
by victomtoit May 29, 2011
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flappy Lappies

just another word for saggy breasts,

when to use:

>a title which defines a person who has extremely saggy breasts * note this can be male or female

> you notice a man or a woman with saggy breast running laps.

>make a comment on a woman or a man with saggy-ass titties (saggy-ass man titties) were the breast would have to sag all the way to their lap(laying on top of their knees)"touching knees"
"hey rick did you notice flappy lappy running by, yeah paul she needs some pick-me-ups "

"i spy some flappy lappies"

"Flappy Lappies is caused by the stress of gravity that is exceeding down on the boobies, brassieres saving breast and avoiding flappy lappies since 1664"

Awww, look at that pair of beautiful flappy lappies... fuck no get a reduction.
by douche lee September 1, 2010
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