Lagoontang

Noun

1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.

2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.

"When I pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. Hey, there's spongebob!"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Lagoon Lurker

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.

Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!

by Yung FROG May 8, 2016

Lampoon

Someone who is three brain cells away from full retardation

If he wasn't my friend, he'd be a massive lampoon.

by Thatmelon0103 October 11, 2016

lagoon spoon

Getting head while driving a airboat

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing

by papaski November 21, 2016

Lampoon

A lampoon a lubed tampon that is shaped like a spoon used and inserested into the anus for sexual pleasure

Please let me use your lampoon

by Deadforce12 November 20, 2017

Lagoon

When a player blames lag for him dying

Lagoon"I was clear of that aoe, stupid lag!"

by G3netix March 15, 2018

lapoofed

Lapoofed is the bull shit that a federal agent feeds the average person in order to sustain his anonymity or to gather useful information to fuck anyone that stands in his way of being an all around bad person.

Officer Richard just fed those kids all kinds of lapoofed and they ate it up.

by Trickglock May 21, 2019