lan ting 

a biatch with a g-string,
gaylord who doesn no how to diss,
she says stuff like suck ma dick so shes admittin she got a dick

lan ting is a gaylord fuka homo fukin douchebag ahha ahha

lan ting by person who hates lan-ga-wuteva her name is July 31, 2003

Lan cable 

Lan Cable: Some one of gay tendancies. In regards to clothing or persona.

"Man that guys a lan cable"
or
"Gezzz what that guys wearing is so Lan"

Lan cable by Jiminy Worrell December 12, 2008

Lan-da-sack 

A pathetic loser in real life that goes on urban dictionary to suck even harder.

shitbrick:
oh hey! hey! I'm a fucking loser in real life but sooooo popular here!vote me up my homiez!

normal person 1:
no shit asswipe. why dont you go suck some more Lan-da-sack.

normal person 2:
yea yea biznatch. suck my Landasack HO.

Lan-da-sack by HAHAHO October 16, 2008

LAN Castle 

A large LAN connection used to play for gaming between peers in a public forum. Usually used for playing WOW and other team-based games.

Let's play some League of Legends with the LAN Castle

LAN Castle by Pan-galatic Tabi September 6, 2011

LAN Party 

A large gathering of nerds who pass off their drinking and drug fielded binges as a "gaming" party or something equally lame.

"Dude, did you go to the LAN Party last night?"
"Yeah, I got wasted as fuck"

LAN Party by Assmoss69 November 15, 2013

Lan To 

1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.

Only the most amazing women will be selected to be a Lan To

Lan To by Johnny Fong December 1, 2003

LAN-cold 

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

LAN-cold by Lethan December 15, 2009