Ketti

A Ketti is a friendly, warm, gorgeous person that everyone wants to get to know. She also tends to be very gullible. (The name "Ketti" is pronounced "Katie"- the variation in spelling gives a glimpse into her unique personality)

"Let's hang out with Ketti! Yeah she's always up for an adventure!"

by Kettita307 February 2, 2010

Dutch Tea Kettle

When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.

Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?

Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.

Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.

by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010

Kettering Fairmont High School

Located in Kettering ohio it is the drug haven of the midwest. Want to buy something? ask anyone and they will direct you in the right direction. An eclectic school, with many wanna be gangsters, emo kids and scene bitches, its how fairmont rolls.

Kettering Fairmont High School equals drug deal

by oogaboogabitch February 24, 2009

Kreptune

The semi-evil younger brother of Neptune, Lord of the Sea. He is much less well known in ancient folklore, but is known to have spoken with a pronounced lisp. While the symbol of Neptune is the three pronged trident, Kreptune was bestowed with the lesser two pronged bident, a smaller version of which is now used to skewer olives for cocktails and the like. Kreptune is the nerd of Roman Mythology, never quite keeping up with the rest socially.

Bob: Who is your favorite Roman God?
Berta: Kreptune all the way. He has the bident.

by ljrosse August 30, 2010

kettied

When someone consumes Ketamine, and they feel the peak of the high off it.

I feel kettied mate

by AwayDayKettiedMags August 22, 2019

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle

"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"

by imdx80 November 7, 2008

kreeton

A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.

Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?

by finalcaliber October 18, 2004