Kicking Hoof

(Verb)
Process in which a man is standing in line (or walking, breathing, etc.) and a hot/fine woman passes by the man's penis and is instantly erected which causes an appearance of a kicking hoof in his trousers.

Harry and Ronald were sitting on a bench, while out of no where, Hermione walked by and accidentally drops her wand in front of them revealing her loose lips, which gave Ronald a "Kicking Hoof".

by Make Her Say Wow July 25, 2011

Kicking post

A fence post that a person kicks/ hits/ curses at instead of the actual person they are angry with

He took his frustration with his little brotther out on the kicking post

by Ms Old School November 5, 2018

kicking a cow to move it

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.

The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Kicking the Windmill

to kick a windmill is to imply that you have done something exceptionally morally inappropriate or ambiguous, (esp. sexually) but actually you are only referring to kicking a literal windmill

dude, last night i was over a sally's house and we were kicking the windmill so hard.

or

dude last night i kicked sally's windmill so hard she cried

by ktw4 October 2, 2010

Kinking the hose

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.

"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

Kicking the can

To delay a decision, as in to pass the buck, often to another person or committee

I was supposed to be hired by Jon but now that Ian is the new manager he gets to make the decision. No news yet, they are just kicking the can on my employment.

by GuitarDragon March 19, 2021

Captain Kirking

The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.

"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."

by qtpm February 26, 2019