society killed the teenager

When you need help, but you dont want to ask for it because they might think your an attention seeker but all you really want is for someone to understand you.

She's the girl who got made fun of because of her appearance but they didn't laugh for long when they found out she killed herself, society killed the teenager.

by SeekersTruth March 28, 2015

And Then I Killed a House DJ

This is a phrase used to follow a string of items and distract from the list's content, usually to lessen the impact.

Today I went to the bank, got a bite to eat, crashed my car, and then I killed a house DJ.

by anditwasamazing October 21, 2016

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend is a crunkcore/scene band that consists of members Jon Jumper on vocals and production, Scarlet Skyie on vocals, and Josh Perczuk on screams. The band was formed in late 2015 with Jon Jumper being the original/only member until Scarlet Skyie and Josh Perczuk joined in April of 2016. The band originally went by the name "Murder At the Dance Club" throughout 2014-2015 until Jon changed the name to "Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend" due to a few incidents involving the police. The members have also been involved in side-projects such as a joke band Jon and Scarlet formed with Kai Cyru$ and R. Tragedy by the name of "Rawr XD" and have done a bit of solo work as well.

Did you listen to that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend song? They sound a bit like Blood On the Dance Floor, Millionaires, brokeNCYDE, and Dot Dot Curve.

by DokuHantā May 31, 2016

The flame that killed John Wayne

Especially potent marijuana. So potent in fact that its sedative-hypnotic effects were implicated in the death of movie star John Wayne

"Excuse me sir, but you appear to be so high that you must have smoked "the flame that killed John Wayne". If you did some cocaine in addition to that, you would be bloasted.

by Dr J G July 14, 2009

Curiosity killed the cat

Stay away from my cat

Person : did you know curiosity killed the cat?
Me : then tell him to stay away from my cat!

by Arsurinya April 20, 2023

i also killed a cockroach

its a dark joke used in internet to show a disgusting dad daughter relationship as he offers his cock to her

often used in the butterfly... no butter joke

dad i also killed a cockroach today
nice try

by amazingmaster January 7, 2021

From (since) Whappy killed Phillup

Jamaican expression

From (since) whappy killed Phillup.

From names of actually people.

Whappy + Phillup or Phillip.

Possibly origins -According to the Gleaner, in June 1951 a man name Aston Jolley aka Whappie King attacked and robbed two people. One of them died, but none of the victim’s names was Phillip. Instead, the news article at the time mentioned “Wappy King fillip” and this ended up being switched to “Wappy kill Phillup” over time. If that is the origins of the story then that would be truly disappointing and anti-climatic.

There is another theory involving a murder between two brothers from Portland called William(nickname Wappy) and Phillip. This happened in the 1940s and was a real headline grabber, mainly because similar to now Portland did not have alot of murders. This sounds far more realistic than the Aston Jolly case as I think Jamaicans are far too creative to build such a timeless saying off “Wappy King Fillip”. Gleaner Story

Used to exaggerate the number of years something has been taking place for;
A very long time

I've been reading this book from (since) Whappy killed Phillup.

by Tropical Rythms March 5, 2022