keysys

A group of boys, usually part ethnic/middle eastern, often having their great, great, great gandmother's uncle's sister being a quarter ethnic which naturally makes them beleieve that they are full in that nationality. The group is aged around 16 - 19 that generally reside in the suburb of keyborough keysy and hang out at local shopping centre Parkmore or at Hungry Jacks or neighboroughing suburbs such as noble (noble park), springy (springvale) springy sth (springvale south) and dandy (dandenong). They roam the streets like they own it and rock up to parties only to ruin them and start fights, sporting kappa, adidas and nike clothing, usually tracksuits. Generally high school dropouts (or getting kicked out of coomoora, chandler and wellington) now completing an apprentiship spending all their money on smokes, runners and their cars. Main weapon is trolley poles and their mobiles (stolen) to call their carload of mates. They believe '3173' were the best numbers ever invented.

Person one: "Oh my god bro, did u hear what happened to Jim?"
Person two: "Narrh wat happened?"
Person one: "He got bashed by the keysys"
Person two: "Farrrk"

Person one: "You going to the party in noble?"
Person two: "Narr the keysys will be there"

Person one: "Yer i saw ***** the other day.."
Person two: "The keysy boy?"
Person one: "Yerh and he asked me if I wanted to be in a keysy boy"
Person two: "Really man, wat u say?"
Person one: "I said nahhh, you know, its just good to have them as mates if you have trouble"

by graff September 26, 2006

asleep at the keys

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.

At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"

by DrJonas February 15, 2010

keyspazz

Keyspazz or keyspazzing is the random striking of keys, often used to express anger, frustration or surprise. It is commonly used in chatrooms and instant messengers.

Keyspazz can also be used as a reason for making a typo.

Jose: MSWord froze. MY ENTIRE REPORT IS GONE. OMG.
Bhree: D: That sucks.
Jose: ASDKL;ASKJDAKJSASJH

Bhree: So I went to classd; today.
Bhree: class* Sorry about that keyspazz. xD

by Bhree June 5, 2007

keyuan

the sexiest man on earth is a hypebeast and loves shoes and clothes. gets all the girls, and is fucking cool as.

keyuan loves his shoes

by urmum xd lol August 29, 2019

Keyisha

Keyisha is a girl with a bad attitude but has a very big heart. She also could be nice and mean she speaks her mind and always have her friends backs. She is not with the drama but will fight if she has to.

Keyisha has a really big heart

by Kyla1245 October 16, 2019

keyist

Adj. The most important thing in a sentence over other important things in a sentence.

“Hopefully he’ll find his way back, Hopefully is the keyist of words.”

by Barney the dumb dinosaur August 27, 2021

Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010