Karl Marx

Author of the Communist Manifesto.

Karl Marx is considered by many to be the father of contemporary communistic doctrine.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Karl Rove

Political mastermind and advisor to President George W. Bush. Acts as Bush's brain, in part because Bush's is microscopic. Can also be likened to "scum of the earth" and "lowest form of humanity". Generally speaking, feces have more ethics and character.

"Karl Rove is a parasite. Anyone who leaks the name of a covert CIA agent as retribution for exposing his own lie is guilty of treason. Therefore, any American who believes this piece of crap actually cares about his country is far too stupid to be alive."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 30, 2005

Karl Rove

george bush's engine/ventriloquist

also goes by turd blossom

by clevelandsteamer August 05, 2005

Karl Rove

Ex-advisor to President Bush. Really, in my opinion, it's about time that happened. Enough said.

Bob: Hey, Joe! Did you hear what happened?
Joe: No. What happened?
Bob: Karl Rove resigned!
Joe: Well, it's about time that happened!

by Bob Smith Etc. August 14, 2007

Kamikaze Karl

A girl is bent over in one corner of a room on all fours. The man stands roughly 100 feet away and gets into a four point stance. Then proceeds to sprint across the room aiming at the girls ass with a raging boner. Then rams his boner with full momentum into her ass. Caution: May cause head and back injuries

TC

Chris saw Lena across the room and proceded to Kamikaze Karl her. She suffered major back injuries.

by The Crew February 13, 2005

Karl Rove

Noun.

See: machiavelli

In 1970, Rove, a Republican advisor, snuck into the campaign office of Illinois Democrat Alan Dixon and stole some letterhead. He printed fliers on the letterhead promising "free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing" and distributed the fliers at rock concerts and homeless shelters.

What a guy!

by davoarid December 26, 2004

Karl Xing

Karl Xing is a being so holy and sacred that nobody dares appointing him a job. The uppermost bliss of freedom (job-wise) goes to the almighty, omnipotent being of Karl Xing.

'What has Karl Xing been up to?'
'I think I saw him in Leicester Square 2 weeks ago holding a sign for a job.'
'Honour and glory goes to Karl Xing.'
'May he be with us, KAmen.'

by Ghost Banquo March 20, 2022