Kaleb

Has no friends, possibly homeless. His mom looks like my nan's ashes and his brother got as fresh trim. His dog smelt like shit so his mom sold it. Wants white ass.

Is Kaleb's mom a prostitute?

by Isra Mumfatass November 27, 2019

kaleb

He will always put a good dip in, always has a Detroit to put in, and works 32 hours a day.

Person 1: Put a Detroit in it!
Person 2: Shut up Kaleb.

by myfriendlygotee4565 May 23, 2016

Kaleb

Kaleb, the lonely emo kid at the back of the classroom that his only friend is the water fountain... Kaleb likes think that he is the almighty memester when In reality the only funny thing he can come up with us his life. He's also a very horny emo kid.

Girl 1- ew is that kid screwing a water fountain?
Girl 2- yeah, probably Kaleb.
Girl 1- .....
Girl 2- this is his 6th time screwing it, in the past hour.

by Daddypotato2 December 11, 2016

Kaleb

A moron

Hes a Kaleb

by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017

Kaleb

Kaleb. The most faggot fat bitch here

Girl 1: isn’t that Kaleb

Girl 2: naw fam that’s just the most faggot bitch here

by Dirt little hoe July 2, 2019

kaleb

a fucking sloth that no one that eats burnt Motherfucking cheese balls like wtf

Kaleb y u eating a cheese ball my dude- Mrs.D

by Danny&Annabelle November 22, 2016

Kaleb

Kaleb is a pussy air force cadet who all of the rank hate. His only friends are ranks below him and his intake is also hated.

Conversation Example:
FSGT: We need a competent leading cadet to do this job
Kaleb: *raises hand*
FSGT: Ignores and asked the WOOF

Oh shit kaleb just sat down with us at mess

by SuccEgg April 24, 2018