Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

peach keeper

An alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prostitute's butt or vagina

I asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! I wish I was a peach keeper.

by PeachKeeper November 13, 2016

Cock Keeper

Description of someone mouth.

keep you cock keeper shut. You talk to much

by Kick Rocks MF December 11, 2018

igor kacperski

a super hot and tall guy usually super rich and is a great sugar daddy - is always a ladies man and will always get all of the ladies attention as he struts his long legs down the school hallway

omg look igor kacperski is cumming to school

by sixthyninelols November 5, 2021

daniel kaper

N. Known as the brother of the supreme lord ruler Patrick Kaper. Daniel Kaper is often known for surpassing his older sibling in his conquests. Largely viewed as the rightful heir to the Kaper throne.

Looks like Daniel Kaper has done it again folks.

by WebsterDefinitions3.0 December 12, 2021

POOPY CUBE KEEPER

The occupant of the office closest to the bathroom, where people needing to take a crap have to wait until the occupant vacates the office, to avoid the embarassment of bathroom noises being overheard.

I shouldn't of eaten those chili-cheese fries last night, Kourtney, the Poopy Cube Keeper, never left his office, so I had to crap my pants. Curses, Pooply Cube Keeper, Curses!

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009

Super Dirty Kacper

Being balls deep in 3 dudes one of them always named owen

1:yo what did you do yesterday

2:oh a super dirty kacper

by ditty boy983842 34 September 14, 2021