Jurassic waterslide

While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.

My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.

by MagicRat April 19, 2018

Jurasictaco

Someone who eats penis every day without stopping even though told so

“Bro Nate won’t stop being a Jurasictaco”

by Nat big homo March 4, 2019

Jurasicparktrespassery

And adjective that is given to:
1- Weird glitches
2- Having the air of being overambitious and designed by chimps
3- The kind of game that would tattoo a health bar in your forehead

Friend 1: Hey, I found an error in my game that makes people explode.
Friend 2: How Jurasicparktrespassery

by BiggestDummyInTheWest August 17, 2020

Jurassic cats

Cats that you'd want to put a dart in.

Jurassic cats T shirt if there's not one already- Shoot her, before she gets to the kids!

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Jurassic Slayer

A Jurassic Slayer are gamers who dress homeless and ride skate board around basketball parks. To identify one you will see them wearing leather boots and odd tops. There food diet is strawberry laces … and that's it. He is also part of the sus squad. They are normally considered TheCrafterKid since they are cunts trying to impress hella bitches. They will go on omegle and thinks its tinder but online. If they catch a glisp of a girl they will become Chris Evans but look homeless and smell like cheese puffs

boy: "ew Jurassic Slayer"
Jurassic Slayer: *starts stomping and breathing in boys face*
boy: "go away"
Jurassic Slayer: " puts leather boots on and throws skateboard*

by andrew brown jr June 30, 2021

Jurassic Flappers

A cat's wings, simply put.

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021

Jurassic Dab

Jurassic Dab. /ʤʊˈræsɪk dæb/

1. Collocation. A particularly sizeable glob of hash oil or cannabis concentrate, reminiscent of the amber chunk atop the cane wielded by John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) in the 1993 film 'Jurassic Park'.

1. "Dude, I did a Jurassic Dab in my car, I'm as high as giraffe pussy."

by HyperionWasTaken November 26, 2021