jooped

screwed over; got the wrong end of the deal

"I don't want to get jooped into spending more on the bill for dinner than Steve."

by kissmyturkey March 16, 2016

Joose

An absolutely pointless combination of a stimulant and a depressant.

The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."

by AndyRSC October 24, 2010

Joose-Bomb

Made the same way as a Jager-Bomb but the Redbull is substituted with Joose and the Jagermeister is substituted with Day-Quil.

Jeff really wanted to go out with his friends but was feeling a cold coming. So instead of being a pussy he drank a JOOSE-Bomb and was the life of the party and never got sick ever again.

by JOOSE BOMB Originiator!! April 2, 2010

Jooping

The act of cumming or jizzing and pooping at the same time.

That guys so nasty, he's jooping!

by basketballson56 March 2, 2010

Joost

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.

"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"

by Peldon March 25, 2004

Joosified

Feeling nice off of a Joose beverage, or several.

I was so Joosified last night. I don't remember a thing.

by KroniKaBUSEr May 4, 2010

jools

most caring and loving person you will ever meet, very very unreal and perfect! if your lucky enough to have a jools and her second name is wood you should keep her! Buttt..... shes tiny and easy to wind up, jools will make you laugh 24/7 and all the lads love her for it

person: jools is fit

by brooksy7 February 11, 2018