jobber

A male or female whose sole purpose is to provide the other person with a hand job or blow job. There is no relationship between the two people and, in fact, one person or both may be married.

Similar to a fuck buddy except no intercourse is necessary.

Guy to chick- my wife isn't giving head like she used to, she thinks she's too good for it now.

Chick- I'm not getting enough either, I'll be your jobber!

by LoCee March 6, 2013

Joober

A jewish rodian, usually pink, most often seen wearing hotpants.

joober is pink, and probably eats babies, maybe he is a noob, i dont know.

by Anonymous January 31, 2005

joberly

Something or someone that is awesome and is loved by everyone.

See keeper of the awesome

"Wow, he's so joberly. Everyone on the board loves him!"

by Kaineyface September 15, 2008

jobber

one that jobs (see to job)

Man, Doug Whitman is a huge jobber

by BMG December 17, 2002

Ring-Jobber

A person who seduces her boss by demonstrating her rim job skills by blowing impressive smoke rings

Emily: Sara, those are some impressive smoke rings. Are you practicing to be a ring-jobber?

Sara: Yes, I need to double my salary!

by MadBuncher January 30, 2012

Jober

Chris's penis

lol jober

by Thoms Party October 26, 2008

Jobber to the Stars

A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.

You really are growing out your stash well this year aren't you Jobber to the Stars.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004