jargen

used to tell someone you dont understand something or someone lingo

"i dont understand all this legal jargen"
"i dont understand big bob's random jargen"

by Toby Mooch September 9, 2005

Jorgen Von Strangle

(noun) character in The Fairly Odd Parents who has a massive, muscular erect cock that he uses as a secondary wand to bitch slap any fairies in the face.

He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.

"I CAME" said Jorgen Von Strangle, as he flexed his muscular cock in everyone's face.

by Penis McGee Gilligan II February 14, 2008

Jergens

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.

Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?

Guy 1 : The world will never know.

by $moak$takk November 25, 2011

Jurgen Klopp

The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.

"Don't Jurgen Klopp me when I leave the free clinic, I have choir practice at 6pm.

by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017

Jurgenfurbling

Mazing through an array of butt-rock and senseless jibber-jabber commonly associated with morning radio.

Theodore's car careened into a combine tractor today, because he was too busy jurgenfurbling, and not watching the road!

by Placebo Nightingale September 24, 2012

jerena

Most ghetto child i have meet. She is sometimes nice. She is a beauty we all love her. owerful and complete. You are good intellectually and require several outlets for your energies. You are not a builder but a planner, and you want others to carry out your plans.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are always looking for a chance to do your own thing, to be your own person, and to have things done your own way.

jerena-hay
other girl-- she so pretty

by alleexxx May 13, 2018

Jörgen

The correct spelling of Pewdiepie's horse in minecraft.

Jörgen, where are you?

by Elusia June 29, 2019