A fundamentalist Christian who is deluded by his/her beliefs to the point of losing almost all capacity for reason, thus becoming mentally retarded. Dervied from "Jesus" and "retard".
If you believe that the world is only 10,000 years old and in creationism, you're probably a jeetard.
Kent Hovind is a jeetard.
Kent Hovind is a jeetard.
by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008
Get the jeetard mug.Jeevanths are usually very good looking. They also may be very troublesome . However, their artistic skills should be appreciated.
by Click4read4 November 23, 2019
Get the jeevanth mug.A jervais (aka a jervon) is a pyhsical and vocal reaction on a whim after some particularly silly and jovial event has transpired.
Specifically, a jervais is a gesture with the forearm beginning parallel to the body and moving across the body culminating in a single arm folding.
Whilst this arm action has occured, the performer of the jervais must contort his face exceptionally insanely (semi closing the eyes) and whilst opening his mouth audaciously speak the words "ehhhh jervais"
It is possible to perform a jervon without the aforementioned hand movement and go straight to the vocal embodiment of the sentiment. (if you're lazy, in a confined space or being subtle)
Also, for subtlety, a gentle arm swing will suffice in certain circumstances.
Specifically, a jervais is a gesture with the forearm beginning parallel to the body and moving across the body culminating in a single arm folding.
Whilst this arm action has occured, the performer of the jervais must contort his face exceptionally insanely (semi closing the eyes) and whilst opening his mouth audaciously speak the words "ehhhh jervais"
It is possible to perform a jervon without the aforementioned hand movement and go straight to the vocal embodiment of the sentiment. (if you're lazy, in a confined space or being subtle)
Also, for subtlety, a gentle arm swing will suffice in certain circumstances.
"I just added a ridiculous word to urbandictionary.com that is actually used for the above reasons"
"Ehhhhhhhhh jervais!!!!!!"
"Ehhhhhhhhh jervais!!!!!!"
by Jervon Corp Ltd (c) corp May 1, 2006
Get the jervais mug.A given name to a person who is fun, loving, caring, crazy, wild and adventurous who is loved by many. A person who is emotional, hides feelings, takes risks, has deep thoughts. Mostly given to a female. Guys drool for her. It is given to a person who gets hurt a lot and is used for her body. Everyone wants a piece of her
by Geniuss September 17, 2013
Get the jeema mug.most beautiful girl in the world. Her personality is a cold person but warm inside . she don’t like to smile. she smile who are close to her. When you meet her . She has beautiful eyes,lips. she is absolutely gorgeous. She is a little shy at first but when you get to know her, she’s so kind and lovely. once you meet a girl like her your life will be perfect. She is gorgeous, funny, smart. she is waiting on someone who loyal to her and never break her heart. she is so loyal and never cheating on her guy who she loves. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored. You could probably be around her your life always have a brighter day when she’s around you. she’s gonna be a great wife.
by bella jo December 28, 2017
Get the jeera mug.A brightly spirited person, with a lot of passion for life.
Wants to know the entire world and more.
She is impulsive and at times can be too enthusiastic about certain things.
She is very loving and takes care of those she loves.
A people person, and is always interested in learning something new.
She is stunningly beautiful with bright eyes, and her sex appeal will take your breathe away.
Jeeven's are sometimes hard to come by, but when you find one you must take your chance and never let them go.
-They have huge bright eyes which you could stare into forever and thick lush hair.
-They are loud and fun to be around. They make any day bright and exciting.
-They love to have fun, enjoying dancing, singing and being silly.
-They make your heart melt and your jaw drop with there pure beauty and bubble personality.
-Its near impossible to hate a Jeeven
Wants to know the entire world and more.
She is impulsive and at times can be too enthusiastic about certain things.
She is very loving and takes care of those she loves.
A people person, and is always interested in learning something new.
She is stunningly beautiful with bright eyes, and her sex appeal will take your breathe away.
Jeeven's are sometimes hard to come by, but when you find one you must take your chance and never let them go.
-They have huge bright eyes which you could stare into forever and thick lush hair.
-They are loud and fun to be around. They make any day bright and exciting.
-They love to have fun, enjoying dancing, singing and being silly.
-They make your heart melt and your jaw drop with there pure beauty and bubble personality.
-Its near impossible to hate a Jeeven
by IstillHaveNoidea June 11, 2018
Get the jeeven mug.logical and intuitive; a totality of soulful metaphors and paradoxes; an old soul; an ocean personified; the petrichor; a company in libraries, gardens, and seas.
Jeneva is a full-blown experience.
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