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maynard james keenan

The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.
example.... ?
by glaive December 27, 2003
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James Bond Shower

When one showers in hot water, then rinses in ice cold water right before turning off the faucet.
I took a James Bond Shower today... It made my hair shiny and it flushed away lactic acid in my muscles!
by iammeyo February 21, 2011
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LeFail James

The new name for the supposed 'Chosen one' who can't win big games. This 'next MJ' will only be compared to MJ because of his jersey number(23), stats, and awards. This is also the same guy that makes up excuses as a saftey net (see lebron's elbow).
Person 1: hey did you watch the cavs-celtics series?

Person 2: yea man the cavs shoulda won it all with the wealth of talent of the 2009-2010 cavs.

Person 1: yea too bad LeFail James can't play well in the clutch, you know on account of his 'injured elbow'....
by StringingTerror May 17, 2010
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James Westfall

The name Brian Fantana gave to his left testicle in the movie Anchorman.
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by alteredaxons September 29, 2006
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Because I'm Rick James, bitch!

"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.
Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>

Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!

Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
by grey July 24, 2004
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LeBomb James

Ingredients:
The LeBomb James requires a shot of Crown Royal (for King James), some Red Bull and three packs of Splenda.

Drop the shot of Crown in the Red Bull, chug it, dump the Splenda in your hands and 'baby powder throw' it into the air like LBJ.

(Credit goes to SI Hot Clicks and Jeff from Youngstown, Ohio)
Shit got wild after I introduced the LeBomb James at the bar last night...Splenda was flying everywhere.
by J-Fresh09 May 5, 2009
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ronnie james dio

a very talented music composer and singer who has worked in bands called rainbow and black sabbath. now works solo in a band called dio. real name ronald james padovana
you must hear the diamonds "heaven and hell", "stargazer", "holy diver" and "fever dreams"
by jussi January 13, 2005
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