jailbait

a girl you would love to tap but is too young.

Damn look at that jailbait.

by E December 30, 2002

jail

1.A place for the confinement of persons in lawful detention, especially persons awaiting trial under local jurisdiction.

2.Detention in a jail

jail sucks

by ac February 24, 2004

jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".

typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Horny jail

A place where horny people go to not be horny any more and get splashed holy water on them.

Person:GO TO HORNY JAIL

by Ceris April 9, 2021

jail bait

A male or female, who by state law is underage, but doesn't look it.

"Look at that wordhoney/word over there."
"She's 15, mah wordbrutha/word."
"Damn jail bait..."
"wordWerd/word."

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV

When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.

by LAGTV Fan #1 November 3, 2012

jailbreaking

The process of exploiting the flaws of a locked-down electronic device to install software other than what the manufacturer tried to lock the device to onto the device.

...
Extremist: Now I just installed the 2,160th app to reside on my iPhone 4, but is 2,160 apps really the limit or can I go further?
Geek: Yes, jailbreaking it with FolderEnhancer is the way to do that
Extremist: but... how am I supposed to jailbreak my iPhone 4?
Geek: Go to jailbreakme.com and it will crash iOS' PDF viewer into jailbreaking your iPhone so you will then be able to go beyond the limit when you choose
Extremist: Okay, I've opened that page on my iPhone 4 and slid the slider which I thought would crash the PDF viewer (it did), now it is jailbreaking.
Extremist: I've done it, and Cydia appeared. Is Cydia the thing which will give me the choice of using FolderEnhancer and going beyond the limit?
...

by TweetyTweet15 December 15, 2012