Ikea Hot Dogs

the superior food when going to IKEA and while you're at it get a DJUNGELSKOG.

*Ah that was so delicious! *
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**

by anonymous September 11, 2023

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"

by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023

Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"

by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023

IKEA

IKEA - Sweden Furniture company. Zhan Yeskendir - most popular cupboard from catalog.

- Did u see my IKEA cupboard?
- No way! That's Zhan Yeskendir shit!

by d.amangeldy November 22, 2021

ikea köttbullar

Ikea köttbullar, in English meant Ikea meatballs, this is a really delicious food, every swedes favorite food! It’s a big part of the Swedish culture.

Dad: Son where are you going?

Son: To Ikea
Dad: Ikea Köttbullar?
Son: Yes!
Dad: Im coming with you.

by rövinhalator69 February 19, 2021

IKEA Luxury

Buildings or developments advertised as "luxury" and are nice and modern by appearance, yet are actually made cheaply or of poor quality materials. Often offered for overpriced rents with plenty of additional fees.

Guy: "Man I hate my apartment."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."

by colevonrich July 12, 2022