IKEA

Abbrv;

I Know Everything Already

Babe you haven't talk to me for 3 days, what happen?

"IKEA"

by Eydra September 2, 2019

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023

ikea

a swedish furniture maze with great food and furnitures that come in 234718924612789 milion pieces or more.

'yesterday, 7 packages each containing 1418241293487 pieces each came to my door. it was from ikea.'

by TheOverlordOfIkea June 6, 2023

ikea

You have to assemble the definition yourself, it comes flatpacked.
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Did you do it? That's how you're gonna be assembling IKEA furniture. It's like LEGOs for home furnishing. It looks hard, but once it's done you grow attached to your hard work. Fitting since both are European companies/products, IKEA being based in Sweden, and LEGO in Denmark.

by Corn-Sizzurp January 6, 2022

Ikea

A unicorn of a person, she's usually nice af , with a bad temper...she will do anything for the ones she loves...Has horrible communication skills but LOADS of FUN to be around...you can tell her anything and she won't judge or share with anyone for a lifetime

Ikea is cool af

by Princess Kazi March 16, 2017

IKEA orangutan

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.

IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.

by banoonoo jellu August 7, 2022

IKEA Luxury

Buildings or developments advertised as "luxury" and are nice and modern by appearance, yet are actually made cheaply or of poor quality materials. Often offered for overpriced rents with plenty of additional fees.

Guy: "Man I hate my apartment."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."

by colevonrich July 12, 2022