I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 3, 2022

Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.

I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.

by techerder September 7, 2013

ikeaing

Using your own tools to assemble store bought goods in your home or apartment.

Kenny: " Sup dawg? What the hell you doin wit dat?"
Jake: " I be ikeaing dis shitty chair fo my azz to sits in."

by Kdawg707 November 11, 2010

Ikeaing

Still shopping in Ikea.

Sorry love! I am still ikeaing.

by bestmanoftheworld August 31, 2022

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023

ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 21, 2017

IKEA orangutan

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.

IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.

by banoonoo jellu August 8, 2022