icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol

he/she/they who says this clearly needs to be in bed and is sneaking out past their set bedtime later than expected of them.

person 1- "hey you, join my call on discord"

person 2- "icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol"

person 1- "oh okay no worries

by Prisoner Flake February 5, 2020

I wANt 5 oF eM

What lazerbeam (Lannan Eacott) Says every update night when there is a new gun

The new season 9 fortnite update has a burst smg.
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Lazerbbeam:I wANt 5 oF eM

by Big Dongus, Big Chungus' dong June 3, 2020

I want to cum

When someone says that they most likey mean they’re horny

P1: yo im so fucking horny I want to cum rn
P2: ok

by Cyb3rs1nzz March 9, 2022

i want a famous face

A TV show were people would have plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrities and a dude tried to look like Jennifer Lopez.

The dude who tried to look like Jennifer Lopez doesn't still look like Jennifer Lopez.

by J May 3, 2004

www.icantusegoogle.com

web site told to someone to go on if that person is asking a question that can be solved by typing in the exact phrase into the Google search engine

Q: What is Lego's home page?
A: www.icantusegoogle.com

by Georger December 10, 2008

Iwan

The Welsh Adonis.

That guy is such a Iwan

by MrAdonis3000 December 9, 2008

I Want A Vacuum

When mouthed at a friend, lover, or stranger, they will get the impression that you are saying "I want to f**k you." An array of reactions including laughs, awkward blank stares and drooling will follow.

Kathryn: (mouthed) "I want a vacuum"
Mark: "I want to f**k you too"
Kathryn: "Wait, WHAT?!?!"

by frenchfries-nomnom October 19, 2010