by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007
Get the surrogate husbandmug. A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.
"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
by Shumado April 14, 2013
Get the pet husbandmug. When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.
by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017
Get the Husband shitmug. whaaat? she is married? yes bitches thats totally right. married to the most handsome man on earth. oh yes.
He always listens to her and is always there for her.
She is so in love with him.
In fact, no one has ever made her feel like he does. He makes her happy even when she thinks she‘s at her lowest. He manages to make her smile everytime they talk.
Her heart makes a little jump everytime he calls her.
Her face lights up with joy and pure happiness everytime they are together.
And somehow she always seems happier, whenever he‘s around.
Mert,
seni cok seviyorum
I love you so much
Ich liebe dich so sehr
He always listens to her and is always there for her.
She is so in love with him.
In fact, no one has ever made her feel like he does. He makes her happy even when she thinks she‘s at her lowest. He manages to make her smile everytime they talk.
Her heart makes a little jump everytime he calls her.
Her face lights up with joy and pure happiness everytime they are together.
And somehow she always seems happier, whenever he‘s around.
Mert,
seni cok seviyorum
I love you so much
Ich liebe dich so sehr
„Omg have you seen Pias Husband? He is so handsome!“
„Have you heard? Pias Husband, Mert Celik, made her the most happiest woman on earth. Wow they are both so lucky to have each other“
„Have you heard? Pias Husband, Mert Celik, made her the most happiest woman on earth. Wow they are both so lucky to have each other“
by merts wife February 6, 2022
Get the Pias Husbandmug. A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.
Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011
Get the Chocolate Husbandmug. A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.
I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.
by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016
Get the Bored Husbandmug.