Hooker Cards 

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.

flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"

Hooker Cards by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010

Hooker stand 

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground

Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker

Hooker stand by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021

Hooker Lips 

Metalcore band based in VA Beach, VA. Toured extensively in 2008, primarily in Milwaukee where they have a cult following.

Steve-"You going catch Hooker Lips tonight?"
Dustin-"No, I'm too much of a bagel."

Hooker Lips by LickMyBrownEye November 30, 2011

Hooker Bar 

Similar to a hookah bar, but with less bongs and more hoes.

"Last night at they hookah bar, I got so high!"

"Oh yeah? You should come to the hooker bar with me tomorrow. You can get hoes and get high!"

Hooker Bar by Ghetto Oregonian February 28, 2017

Hooker Hours 

When someone keeps odd hours.

When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.

Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc

I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???

"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.

"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"

Hooker Hours by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Hooker Red Lipstick 

The bright, pure red lipstick the sterotypical hookers wear. Usually found at the Doller Store.

"I think I might put on some Hooker Red Lipstick for the Roller Disco"!

Hooker Red Lipstick by Mitchell b. August 6, 2006

hooker-fish 

A hooker that smells like fish...which is pretty much every single one!

person 1: what's that smell?

person 2: That's just that hooker-fish over there

person 1: yupp that's the smell

hooker-fish by Swirlzzzzzz January 22, 2010