Bigmac on the hoof 

A fat, and/or obese female. for they eat big macs, and are cows, hence fatness.

Michael: woah dude, you see that bigmac on the hoof?
Luke: yeah man, insane.

Bigmac on the hoof by ThaneOfDumbass October 13, 2010

Hump and Hoof 

When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.

"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."

Hump and Hoof by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017

Man Hoof 

The man's version of the camel toe. When a guy's pants are way too tight and his package is showing.

"The guys across the hall were commenting on the other guys man hoof."

Man Hoof by Baul May 5, 2010

let'em hoof it 

1. An expression used commonly by busdrivers, when students fail to show produce a buspass.

Ex: Bus driver: Do you have your bus pass? Student: I didn't recieve it the mail. Bus driver: bring it to me tomorrow. Student: I can't get one. Bus driver: Im gonna have to report this to my office in which they will respond," Let'em Hoof it."

let'em hoof it by Zippy Zach September 11, 2013

moose hoof 

when a women over 30 stone loses her trousers inside her crevis
its the same as camel toe but much more extreme

Look at that 30 stoner sporting that dirty moose hoof

moose hoof by mike1791 March 31, 2008

Elephant Hoof Pants 

A type of pants that narrows at the knee and then flares out at the ankles. A literal translation of the Italian term for bell-bottoms.

Joel: "Hey Neddo, check out these awesome flare pants I bought for hella cheap at Montagnola."
Ned: "Yo dude, those are some kick ass elephant hoof pants!"

Elephant Hoof Pants by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

Kicking Hoof

(Verb)
Process in which a man is standing in line (or walking, breathing, etc.) and a hot/fine woman passes by the man's penis and is instantly erected which causes an appearance of a kicking hoof in his trousers.

Harry and Ronald were sitting on a bench, while out of no where, Hermione walked by and accidentally drops her wand in front of them revealing her loose lips, which gave Ronald a "Kicking Hoof".

Kicking Hoof by Make Her Say Wow July 25, 2011