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hoff lover

A male who is obsessed with David Hasslehoff is a hoff lover
He loves the Hoff he is a hoff lover
by Wilzee April 28, 2006
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Haffaigh

Library-diety, possibly of Scottish origin.
Did you espy the Haffaigh in the library?

What the hammer, what the chain,
In what furnace was the Haffaigh?

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by El Agustín March 10, 2009
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the hoffman

A move in which a man, preferably a frat-star/bro-king, fingers a girl and then proceeds to stick his fingers in the girls mouth so that she may taste herself.
Last night Josh was telling me that he had some slam piece over. He was fingering her and then started to shove his fingers in her mouth. She loved it, that girl got the hoffman!
by Brobi one knobi November 5, 2009
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Hoffanomics

This word is based off of the name David Hasselhoff. The man (Myth even), Mr. Hasselhoff, know for SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing down the Berlin, thus freeing Germany from great opression, along with the Great Wall of China. (It was later rebuilt in honor of Hoff, as can be seen from space today)

Hoffanomics is, in every way, the description and ways of David Hasselhoff. The act of bringing down the Wall could be considering Hoffanomics. Making a show such as Baywatch quite possibley the world's most uniting TV show in history could also well be considering Hoffanomics at work.

While "Reganomics" is largely considered to be the cause of the decline of communism in the USSR, most modern historians have come to the conclusion that in fact Hoffanomics was the main driving force behind the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Word created in Dec 2005 in the year of our Lord.
"Hoffanomics bringin' down walls just like gin and tonic!"

"Hey man, you hear the Berlin wall is being brought down?"
"Haha, yeah. Hoffanomics at work."
"What about Reagan?"
"Who?"
by Faytel-Feld-Production July 24, 2008
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Hoffdogg

someone that kicks ass is refered to as a hoffdog.
Yo hoffdogg! you kickin tonight?
by Nate March 12, 2003
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Hoff blitz

Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.
"I'm so going to Hoff blitz Jennifer this morning. I can't wait to see her reaction!"
by May O'Mahoney December 9, 2008
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hoface

n. A derogitory term oftenly used for a female, also could be spelt as ho face or ho-face. Means mostly that the person being referred to as a hoface has a visage that resembles that of a whore's.
"Yeah! Well...! You're a hoface! D<"
by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007
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