one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

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Double-Hitter

When you get hit with hotness then get hit with cuteness

I saw double-hitter today

by CamoCutieRae January 8, 2014

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Related Words

hittee • hitter • Hitted • hittler • hitthetarget • Hittie • Hittles • hirtee • hitseeker • Hittel

The act of a woman performing analingus on a man. French because of the use of the tongue, like a French kiss, and hitter because the man is switching places with the woman as a switch hitter in baseball.

I finally got that substitute teacher I've been seeing to give me the old French Hitter.

by Doctor Hugs and Kisses August 16, 2011

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Pig-Hitter

1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs

Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!

Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!

by musicalmisanthropist July 25, 2012

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