Pig-Hitter

1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs

Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!

Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!

by musicalmisanthropist July 25, 2012

hitler pig

Another nickname of the Chief Caucasian Terrorist of America who has a penchant for Adolf Hitler.

Hitler Pig was sleepy in his first criminal trial.

by SchlongPatrickHannity April 28, 2024

pigsitterish

A guest who comes over and acts in the manner of someone who is hired to babysit, then eats all of the food in the house.

We would have lots of treats for brunch today if you had not acted so pigsitterish and eaten all of it yesterday.

by The Wendolyne September 22, 2021

pigshitter

A police officer or pig, who is either corrupt or cannot do a proper job. A waste of taxpayers dosh

That pigshitter arrested me for speeding I was only doing 65 in a 70.
OR
That pigshitter didn't take a statement properly from my mum who had been mugged
OR
I swear that pigshitter takes backhanders

by jonny bogroll the eigth August 20, 2021