heraldic

Buffoonery. Derived from James Burke AKA 'Herald'

That was so heraldic when he got stoned before a driving lesson and didn't notice when the lights turned green and then back to red with the car remaining stationary throughout.

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

herald

A herald is a the particularly smelly fart that immediately precedes a bowel movement. Unlike normal "fuck it, I'm alone and my stomach hurts" farts that may yield oderiferous clues as to one's eating habits over the last 12 hours, the herald smells distinctly of nothing but human poop.

By the smell of that herald, I'd say you better hit the shitter.

by loobeydoobey August 28, 2016

hephaloaf

when sitting on the can you really have to push hard to get that turd out. when you make that intial push you make a heph sound and at the end of the push you have your loaf. hense the name hephaloaf.

Dude, "man last night i had a real hephaloaf to deal with."

psychologist, "i hate when i get those."

by shady character January 29, 2008

herbalite

a part time stoner. smokes weed when it is in the premisis but doesnt go out on a limb to get it. Always bumb but never through down.

Mi amigo is a herbalite because is a scavenger.

by Grundy McGrundle Nug Breeder May 18, 2009

herbal supplement

a professional way of saying marijuana.

We are having a get-together for all of my colleagues and some of them are supposively bringing along herbal supplements.

by smitty420 July 3, 2009

Herpalurk

Herpes given to a lurker in any chat, forum, or blog.

LURKER: *lurks*
HALEY: OMG YOU'VE GOT HERPALURK!!

by AmazingTasticals January 9, 2011

herbalishis

cannibus,weed,pot,marijuana... symptoms: makes you feel good, happy, hungry, goofy, focused, hype, or have the urge to do something you usually wouldnt...

1."aye homie, pass the herbalishis"
2."damm I had a long day. I need some herbalishis"
3."aye,roll up the herbalishis so we can blow before I go to work."

by cookieee101010101 September 19, 2010