Grace harding

POV:your name is grace harding and your friend sent you here

haha that’s grace harding look she can fly

by someone102983745 June 4, 2020

Dead Herring

When someone brings up an old problem in a friendship or relationship to distract from the issue at hand. Similar to a "Red Herring", except that it is an old issue. This usually leads to an escalation in the argument.

husband: Why did you let that guy give you his phone number? You should have just said "I'm married".
wife: oh come on! you flirted with my friend Jane at that Belle and Sebastian concert.
husband: that was 5 years ago and I already said sorry for that like a thousand times! You always dig up dead herrings whenever I call you on your bullshit!!!

by leighmon July 12, 2013

herring bone

1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.

"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"

by Lord Harworth September 9, 2008

herring

an expert lumberjacks' tool to chop trees

you must chop the largest tree in all the forest with a herring!

by jawsofboredem December 3, 2006

Turtle heading

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure October 5, 2011

Hearding

The act of inserting a makers mark bottle into your partners vagina in a violent thrusting motion. While you partner is bent over backwards on a counter.

She enjoyed the pressure o. Her pelvis as he was hearding her on the bar

by Diablogrimme May 20, 2022

red army heading south

period

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"

by Dr Baz October 7, 2003