Spam Hatch

Female genitalia

"I saw her spam hatch"

by Darren November 26, 2001

slimy hatchet wound

the vagina

The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.

by weave April 2, 2003

Snatch Hatch

Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

by Boozer August 16, 2005

Cack hatch

The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.

"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

ass-hatchling

Donald J. Trump, as described by author Harry Widdifield

And or

Something grotesque that hatches from an ass-egg

Donald J. Trump is America's greatest ass-hatchling.

by Rose78 January 15, 2017

Hatetheist

A Hateful Atheist who abhors all semblances of a God or Gods. Which is ironic considering the fact that they hate something that they do not believe exists.

Richard Dawkins is a Hatetheist who makes his money slandering against something he does not believe in.

by Da Reservation Sensation April 11, 2013