tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

happiness

a warm gun

"happiness, is a warm gun"

by joe redneck November 19, 2003

Happiness

It is simply the absence of sadness.

"The war is over. Don't you feel the happiness?"

by ohhereshecomes March 30, 2009

Extreme Horniness Syndrome

When you are just extremely horny for no reason. Everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in sexual activities recreationally. In this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. Symptoms include thirst, desire to use hand gestures when describing someones physical appearance, and a strange sensation in your crotch.

a: Bruh I'm so thirsty.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.

by acavern October 23, 2014

lumps of happiness and joy

The Female Bresticles

Madi loves her lumps of happiness and joy.

by Paaaaaaaaat September 4, 2006

Happiness

An emotion that occurs when your significant other is either A) NOT yelling at you. Or B) Making you a sandwich.

Dude, my girl just made me a sandwich. My happiness level could not be higher right now.

by Optimum_Pooper July 9, 2011

happiness

It is a state of emotion that gives a person a reason to live for at least one moment in their lives. Whatever that might be.

It's a subjective emotion that differs from person to person.

"what makes you happy may not be what makes me happy, but we can both be happy together" happiness

by Dino Bianchini June 11, 2006