Happy Slappy Jam

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.

Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"

by Vorshack July 6, 2020

The Hairy Eyeball

A dirty or angry look. Can also be a flirty look. To give someone the hairy eyeball you close your eyes half way and look through your eyelashes.

Back in the sixties if you were aggravated with somebody, especially someone from New Jersey, you would give them the hairy eyeball.

by Blip11 November 12, 2014

Trigger happy

Used to describe a person who can't control their trigger finger.
They shoot every chance they get and won't stop shooting.

1:*bang* *bang* *bang*
2:dude you are so trigger happy right now
1: idc, imma shoot everything in my sight from now on!

by Amazingdefinitionswithpbr December 21, 2015

Happy tapioca

To be blindfolded, anally raped, and submerged in pudding

I bought a LOT of pudding cups at the store! I hope you’re in the mood for a happy tapioca!

by Notanormie_reee December 5, 2018

Happy Cat

HAPPY CAT

hap•py cat
hapē kat
Adjective Noun

Someone who has a smile and a positive attitude and outlook on life.

A Happy Cat gets up each day with a smile and shows appreciation for all that they have and all of life’s blessings and greets each day and most people with a smile even through adversity as the know every day is a new day and in that new day great things can happen.

He/She is truly a Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat and always has the right attitude in life.

That is one Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat

Respect the Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat

by LOVE777 September 13, 2014

happy sperm

Sperm that is being ejaculated esp. into the vaginal,oral, or anal orifice of a hottie.

"My god, luke, did you see the ass on that bitch with the skinny fuckstick."

"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."

by dicksy chick November 17, 2007

happy as a sand boy

As happy as a sandboy is an expression which implies blissful contentment and comes from the days when Publicans in the 17th-19th Century used to spread sand on bar floors to catch slops, spills, spit and so on. They used little boys ie Sandboys, to spread sand on the floor & sweep up the soiled sand. They were 'paid' in ale, normally the slops, which made them drunk/merry/happy.

John was as happy as a sand boy

by Markie Moo Cow May 27, 2017