Handsome Squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.

“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”

Handsome Squidward by BitchboyTamburri May 14, 2018

Handsome jack 

Owner of Hyperion who also wears a mask over his deformed ass face, and has a sentient horse made of diamonds.

“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory

Handsome jack by Alwaystimeforajojo’sreference June 12, 2018

Handsome Bastard 

An ikemen in a hentai that is alpha, naughty, sexy, muscular, and most importantly, HORNY AS FUCK. The equivalent of the bad boy every girl wants to screw. He has a voice as hot as Levi and some mad fingering skills.

Girl 1: I'm so sick of seeing ugly bastards, dumb virgins with milfs, and beta losers in a harem
Girl 2: Have you seen the new firefighter hentai? Petition for hanime to start a handsome bastard tag!

Handsome Bastard by wanglinkai February 10, 2021

handsome young man

something your grandmother calls you.

My grandson is such a handsome young man.

handsome young man by Fuhrer Scoatz August 6, 2014

Handsome Tyler 

While in the process of fingering a girl, you just shimmy your body upwards and stick your penis into her mouth without any warning.

Last night I was with some girl i picked up at the bar who said she didnt give head. So I hit her with a handsome tyler.

Handsome Tyler by Jay Slack July 29, 2008

Handsome Guapo 

The term used to describe someone, male or female, who possesses such confidence, charm, savior-faire and good looks they must be revered in two languages.

Zach is handsome guapo. Ladies love him, girls adore him, I mean even the ones who never saw him. He is so radiant it takes two languages to accurately describe him.

Handsome Guapo by El Presidente Handsome Valentino Narcissus Lafontaine Guapo May 26, 2005

Handsome Pete

A lookalike of Krusty the Klown

"Who's this?"
*part blown Krusty balloon*
"Arr! That be Handsome Pete!"

Handsome Pete by Mister Ignorant May 14, 2004