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smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014
mugGet the smurf a hammymug.

Hammy

the guy with an absolute horse cock and will take your bitch
Lawson- man hammy took my bitch

Luke- Have u seen his dick

Von- yes its giant
by ilovetouchingkids July 15, 2022
mugGet the Hammymug.

Hammy and Cheese

Nickname for the sexiest man in the world
Meaning you’re sooo adorable and I love you so much

A ham: a cutie

Hamsone- Handsome -Hammy

Ham and cheese just go together perfect and so do we
Baby you my hammy ... my hammy and cheese 😍😘😂♥️
by GenuinePony12345 January 14, 2021
mugGet the Hammy and Cheesemug.

Hammy Slammy

When you get extremely wasted. Hammered and slammed put together.
Girl did you get hammy slammy last night? Shit yeah, I got hammy slammy.
by kittykaturmom May 13, 2018
mugGet the Hammy Slammymug.

hammy fuckboy

A hammy fuckboy attends hammonton high school and participates in the following

-getting perms because they think they’re cool
-trying to fuck every girl in sight
-hits up hella girls but denies it

-thinks they dress good but look like shit
Damn you see that nasty hammy fuckboy over there. Let’s walk the other way
by Girl that attends hammy High November 16, 2019
mugGet the hammy fuckboymug.

Hammy

A synonym for the word swear; the user must be so serious when he swears that he’s putting everything on the line.
I hammy, Joel got head from Selena

I hammy, I won’t spoil end game.
by Djdirtydeeds May 4, 2019
mugGet the Hammymug.

sammie hammie

twink
hypocrite

overly sensitive

ignores the fact he’s an asshole

totally not self aware
bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing
by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021
mugGet the sammie hammiemug.

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