HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003

hamburger phone

A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno.

(Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: Ahh, sorry. I'm on my hamburger phone.

by pbm19 January 31, 2008

hamburger head

A person with facial features that are abnormally close together and a misshaped head that is wider than it is high (resembling a hamburger). Due to the inadequate spacing between their eyes, nose and mouth, hamburger heads typically have huge "never-ending" foreheads and their eyes are actually located on the lower half of their head (below the equator, if you will -- where most peoples' noses are).

Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.

Steve: Dude, look at that ugly guy! His head is so flat and wide and his face is all scrunched together. I think I'm gonna puke!

Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.

by cunigs August 10, 2009

hamburger meat

the term used describe the chest hair that protrudes out of a mans shirt

wow, look at that guys hamburger meat

by porknes! March 2, 2004

White Man's Hamburger

A plain peanut butter sandwich.

Dammit! I'm sick of eating white man's hamburger day after day. I'd kill for a scrap of meat.

by donnersturm1933 August 29, 2010

hamburger

(n.) a recently-given hickey; coined for its distinct raw, meaty look.

Guy 1- "Nice hamburger, broseph."
Guy 2- "Yeah. She was real hongry!"

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Hambug

To bother someone, especially in an annoying manner.

Jaime hambugs me everyday about going on a date with him.

by Miizsamm February 19, 2018