Haus

N. something that is extraordinarily large/ a unit

Hunt: *eats all of roommates snacks*
Roommate, an intellectual: "Goodamn, Hunt is a mutherfuckin Haus!"

by thebakersman June 6, 2020

hanus

hardcore nasty. More nasty than haggard.

why is he wearing that hanus gear???

by colin June 14, 2003

Hades Handshake

Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.

This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.

(hay-deez hand-shayk)

Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.

by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012

Rebecca Hausler

A know it all dictionary.

"What is 18487 + 34875837?
Ask Rebecca Hausler.

by OliviaD123 October 1, 2007

Hausemaster

Hausemaster, The owner of an Anarchy Minecraft server called America.net
His alt accounts are "Donald Trump 696969" and "GeorgeBush420"

Hausemaster is GAY

by LePost James June 4, 2020

Hausey

frustrated, agitation, upset, do not like the situation at hand.

I was hausey when you hit me.

by ozziekto1 February 2, 2009

kasper hauser

Legendary german boy who arrived in nuremburg unable to speak or explain who he was. Two excellent films have been made of his life, and death. One of the great mysteries of the 18th century.

I want to be a rider like my father

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004