Ho

A female or male sort of person that fucks inappropriately amounts of times.

The cast of Jersey Shore.

by ummmmmm...your mom August 24, 2011

Ho

A word made up by niggers who have no grasp of the English language. Since they cannot pronounce "whore", they must use this word. It can be used in nearly any context, but it usually refers to some fat sloppy nigger lady with a huge ass and ten kids.

1- Dat ho be fine, yo!
Trans: That fat sloppy nigger lady with ten kids that is eating Doritos has a fat ass and I would like to be the illegitimate father of her next child!

by Sam June 7, 2005

ho

1. same meaning as "Cartman's mom".
2. the sound that Santa makes when he sees Cartman's mom or some other prostitute

1. putting your dick in a hoe is the same as putting it through a window
2. Santa saw a wanker ans said: "Guess what i see? Ho, Ho, Ho!"

by Luusns January 3, 2005

ho

a way of making a word seem really kick ass.

HO jesus!
HO shit!
HO sex!

by Bryson ley June 21, 2007

ho

An uncommon acronym used for "hold on".

Guy: HO, I'll just be a second...
Girl: WTF? CALL ME A HOE?!? You're WAYYY out of line!!
Guy: NO, no no no!! It stands for "hold on"!
Girl: oh. lol

by Synoryth January 11, 2009

ho

One of the After Hours teletubbies. If you haven't seen the picture, type in "after hours teletubbies" on yahoo image search

Ho raped Vanity Smurf last night.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 9, 2004

Ho

Meaning 1:
A gutteral laugh such like used by Santa Claus.

Meaning 2:
A shortening of the word hoe - a farm implement.

Meaning 3:
A mispronunciation of the word whore originating with Negroid Americans and quickly spreading worldwide through widespread use in US television and cinema.

1. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
2. Help me hoe the field.
3. Either that poor guy has a speech impediment and can't pronounce "whore" or he thinks his mother is a farm implement.

by Barry Coldrick December 17, 2008