jamaician house guest

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word

"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John

by Gay 69 May 23, 2008

Take a wild fucking guess

Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.

by Thaddian July 9, 2015

GUESS

one of the best clothing companies... also sells purses, shoes, jewelry, etc... and has hot models

Samar is a Guess model

by Samar February 3, 2004

guest

Typically a noob, and/or someone who doesn't know anything about what is going on. Usually said when playing Halo.

Jake: That guy just blew himself up!! He obviously has no idea what is going on.

Cody: Wow what a guest!!

Guest: :'(

by bobsagettt August 19, 2009

Gayestmanalive

Pat Mahoney. He likes gay porn.

Pat has to be the Gayestmanalive.

by Adam Danger April 25, 2005

i guess im just a play date to you

the audio on tiktok where 12-29 year olds dance in slow motion like Timothée Chalamet

*plays play date by melanie martinez*
girl 1: omg this is the best part!
girl 2: omg yessss
*dances in slow motion*

i GuEsS iM jUsT a PlAy DaTe tO yOu

by 7o7.cecilia May 15, 2020

guess whos back

Eminem's common interlude to a hit, or a rapper's greeting

"Guess whos back, back again, shady's back, tell a friend."Eminem (without me)

by Ollie March 5, 2005