When your stomach is gurgling as you start to have sex and need to delay the deed until said explosion happens
by Moodypoodyrudy December 21, 2019
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Get the Gurglewak mug.One may be referred to a gurgleblob under the circumstances of an illness so severe that it could be comparable to the feeling of swallowing one of whoopi goldberg's farts.
Dude, I feel like such a gurgleblob tonight. I really wanted to make it to my baby's funeral but I had to stay home because I threw up on my boots . Bummer..
by bobo bumpkins October 29, 2019
Get the Gurgleblob mug.Someone who’s incredible stupid and deluded but thinks they’re intelligent. Also has a hunchback and has a terrible taste in football teams.
“I just saw a man with glasses walk straight into a glass door. He’s such a Gurtezh!”
“My friend wore his sister’s underwear to school yesterday because he thought it was his. That dumb cunt is the biggest Gurtezh I know.”
“My girlfriend and I watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame on Disney Plus last night. The main character has a hunchback as big as Gurtezh!”
“My friend wore his sister’s underwear to school yesterday because he thought it was his. That dumb cunt is the biggest Gurtezh I know.”
“My girlfriend and I watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame on Disney Plus last night. The main character has a hunchback as big as Gurtezh!”
by HunchbackOfSeremban September 26, 2021
Get the gurtezh mug.Gurleen loves to read.... its actually kinda impressive. Shes a great person, but I really admire her reading skills. You know she is one of the best people ever because she is obsessed with Tom Holland. You will bond with her over this love of Tom Holland you both have.
by TheOtherMarvelfuneral November 24, 2021
Get the Gurleen mug.Gurleen is a short ass mf with no life. Gurleen is obsessed with Tom Holland and every other fictional man to ever exist. She stays up till 5 am reading books and texts you every single detail 2 min later. She always wears black, grey and white. Seeing her in color is very rare. Gurleen is ok. Shes ok.
by okayh. November 24, 2021
Get the Gurleen mug.i gently grasped the long shaft, and slid my to fingers and thumb up the long tube quickly and with passion, the next thing i know i was being gurtted on from my yogurt tube.
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