Gruffiness

To get rough and rowdy

Can you get the Gruffiness on like a laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge black ass mama!! Can you get that on?!

by yvest April 4, 2007

guffmusket

16th century procedure of omitting gas from the rectum whilst simulating the whoooosh, flash, crack sound of a long barrelled rifle being fired!

whilst being part of the battle re-enactment, i couldn't help firing one off on the old guffmusket

by Matd June 16, 2008

Guff Cuff

When you get your hand and cup a fart into someones face. But you have a little bit left in your shirt sleeve that wafts out in your face immediately after the cupping of the fart.

'John wafted a big doozy at emma but he got serious guff cuff to the face'

'Ahhhh man I got some serious guff cuff afterburn last night'

'Alan and Jill were chilling on the sofa until Alan leapt out of his seat from an intense dose of guff cuff'

by Johnny 7 February 25, 2009

Guff Breath

Is the smell of someones breath that resembles that of a fart, or in my cases, Dog Shit. The terminology orginates for the early 14th Century when Aristotle told his Plato (his teacher) that his breath smelt like a Guff.

Origin:
1815–25; perh. imit.
guhff
Guff comes from the Latin word;
Gu.ff.ari.an mean to "Reek"

Gu- in latin means Dog

FF- in latin means Shit

"I can't believe i married that woman, she's got the worst guff breath i've ever encountered"

"Sir, will you please! stop talking your Guff breath is offensive"

"I am arresting you for possesion of Guff Breath"

"I hate having Guff Breath mum!"

"what is it doctor?...i'm sorry but you've got a severe Guff Breath, i don't think you'll make it through the night"

by Francois Steyn June 30, 2009

Gerff

So the word gerff is what the average nigga says when they are gay bashing a fag so hard that they throw the fuck up everywhere and some nigga says something along the lines of NIGGA YOU GERFFED

Yo my nigga tyrone gerffed at the McDonalds cause he saw Jordan wearing a rainbow shirt

by ZuccZacc June 21, 2019

gurf

A word that refers to the crew GURF that was originally created by jpockets, hazy, truant, & Germ-E. The name came from a friend of the crew who mispronounced the word "gurp" which means to steal.

I chilled with the gurfgang last night & got wasted!
We gurfed some candy at the store, GURFGANG!

by jpockets June 30, 2011

Gurufateh

Gurufateh is kinda like what you would use for anything to make the pie whole, it just fits for anything, anytime and anywhere! (almost all ways fallowed by a round of ooohhhhing and awkward finger snapin *SNAPSNAPSNAP*).

1. bob: Hey! Who broke my vase?

Kim: Umm.... guru fateh!

2. H4X02: HahA yOu NoObZ /GOts T3h PwNd!

1337 N0O8 KlNg: Oh Yeha well at least im not gurufateh!!

H4X02: oH yOU ArE TeH rIgHt AgE!

by DoomAnaar July 15, 2009