Gunk Bunk

A bunk bed where human beings are sandwiched between. Essentially when one mattress is placed atop a mattress that already has people sleeping on it.

Dude 1: Yo this sleeping arrangement isn’t gonna work we gotta figure something out.

Guy 2: Oh why don’t we do a good ole fashioned gunk bunk.

Guy 3: Bomb idea.

by Bedding Enthusiast August 7, 2021

Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017

Gunk

A sound you make when you feel fear and or impending doom
(Funny )

Also applicable to anything you can think of to say you just have to get it

There’s a math test next period ????

-GUNK-

by Alice Stockli November 15, 2022

Bloody Gunk

A blood mixed solid that comes out of the anus of a human or living thing.

The bloody gunk smelled of a rotten petri dish when it came out.

by Hgerm December 30, 2020

Gunk

Gunk is anything that one may find gross. Such as mud, grime etc.

George: I hate cleaning the sink, there is too much gunk!

by AFellaWhoEnjoysLife November 16, 2022

Gunking

Common phrase used by English people in the North East

How's it gunking mate
pretty good lad avin a stella

by Proper Englishman May 30, 2023

Gunk

Copious amounts of somewhat slimey smeg made popular by Ashley hand in the show the doll house

Pew you got gunk

by Thunder cuntz July 4, 2018