norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

Guide-dyke

Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.

Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.

My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!

I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.

by GarageTeamFagHag January 10, 2016

Path-guide

1. (noun) A person who creates a path for a specific person like a teammate to follow upon.
2. (noun) An individual who teaches others tips and tricks on how to play a game, typically an experienced player.
Synonym: Carrier, Leader, Instructor, Teacher, Influencer, Professional, Parent

P1: Hey I am new to this game can you teach me how to play?
P2: Sure thing! I'll be your path-guide. Just follow me and we can get an easy win.
P1: Thanks a lot! May you add me?
P2: Yeah.

by SniperViperX207 June 6, 2018

Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new city and get to sleep with at night.

I'm spending the week in Memphis and need to find a whore guide to show me around.

by Balves November 3, 2021

trail guide

A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.

"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"

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by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013