Guestosterone

1. noun A display either by physical trait, or character, which make testosterone levels easily recognizable.

Q. Do you think that chick's on like beaver tranquilizers or steroids?

A. My Guestosterone says she must be, her mustache is chewbaca-thick.

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

guelton

A charming, and fun boy. He makes everyone smile for no reason, his own smile makes everyone else smile yet he doesn't realize it. He treats his girlfriend right and will do whatever he can to keep that girl by his side. He is very helpful but lazy at the same time.

Guelton is a lazy person, he does his homework at the last minute and at most times does a poorly job. Even though he is lazy he is also very funny. He can be everything a girl wants. He smiles all the time and is confortable to be around. His own smile makes everyone else smile. His helpful at times but can be really lazy. But he'all always make his partner happy.

by Lost_in_the_dark January 5, 2015

Guest DJ

The female version of the popularized male masturbation technique, "The Stranger." Named this due to the motion the arm makes, especially while numb.

I heard she had a Guest DJ last night.

by Rickyisbored August 17, 2016

Guest Shitter Value

If your guest shitter has more value than most villas. Then it's definitely time for Guest Shitter Value Tax!

Dude did you just see that Lambo!!? FFS it's just a Lambo, probably rented. If his guest shitter has more value than his Lambo, then we are talking, guest shitter value.

by Axiology July 4, 2016

guettaesq

A DJ performance where the DJ does not actually do anything or mix. Just keeps making hearts with their hands and lifting their arms up after pushing play, fake knob tiwsting and not actually touching them, you know like david guetta.

"That guy's DJ performance was quite guettaesq. "
"yeah! man , he better be DJing with his dick when he's making those hearts with his hands"

by spo0nman August 9, 2016

Guest post

A post or comment made by a non-member of an online community or forum.

This subreddit allows a guest post as long as it fits the reddiquette standards.

by LeelaSavage August 31, 2016

guest friendly

A "guest friendly" hotel is a hotel which allows unregistered guests (commonly prostitutes) back to the room. This is a popular "feature" in party towns or in towns where foreigners come to "meet" locals.

Many hotels do not allow unregistered guests to spend the night -- even when accompanied by a registered guest. In some countries, hotels will charge a "joiner fee" for any unregistered guests.

"Guest friendly" hotels are also sometimes called "no joiner hotels".

Russian girls are awesome. Make sure you stay in a guest friendly hotel.

by BANGKOK1AN June 5, 2017